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Friday, December 14, 2012

Word of the Day

Today's word of the day:

S.D.S. (n.)

Snow deprivation syndrome (distinguished from Seasonal Affective Disorder, or S.A.D., which is a bunch of made up crap used in TV ads to sell Americans even more happy pills). 

Symptoms include being bored, apathetic, and indifferent as to whether one makes it outside on a given day.  Symptoms may also include Citizen Kane-like flashbacks to childhood sledding memories (minus waiting 3 hours to find out who the hell Rosebud is).

Ex: Man it's December 14, there's no snow on the ground, and I don't want to do anything.  I'm not even looking forward to Christmas.  Must be S.D.S.
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