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Monday, December 10, 2012

Oxymoron Alert

While running through a 150+ page "outline" of Criminal Law (that's a book!), I arrived at the following section heading:

"1440: INNOCENT HOMICIDE"

That's right.  "Innocent homicide".  Let that one rattle around in your brain for a minute.  I think this might find its place in the same logical grouping as "scentless farting", "dry squirts", and "flaccid erection".





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